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It appears that the vacation is over for resident cast members of the East 52nd Street Reality Show. The psychopath has returned from Palm Beach and as impossible as it may be to believe, he seems to be sicker than ever. William Koeppel displays his most despicable behavior to date in this weeks episode.

This show contains scenes that some viewers may find disturbing
and is intended for mature audiences only.  

Viewer discretion advised.

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  • [Scene: the striking workers of 350 East 52nd Street remain loyal to the residents by continuing the strike after more than one year. The mood is somber.  Sammy, one of our most beloved strikers, has just returned from burying his brother earlier in the week.  Sammy’s brother lost his battle to a long and painful illness at the age of just 62 years old. The grief was palpable and Sammy is comforted by his extended family at 350.]
  • [Take 1]
Enter William Koeppel.
William Koeppel waddles up the sidewalk bearing his disturbingly fake smile, wearing his signature sun glasses & clutching his attache, of course.  He walks right up to Sammy and proceeds to vomit the following:
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“Unemployment is almost up – You better get a job soon or you’re going to wind up dead like your brother”.  He promptly waddled into the building for refuge.
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  • 3 days later. Same scene – only this time Sammy is accompanied by his little boy, Sammy Jr., age 9.
  • [Take 2]
Enter William Koeppel.
William Koeppel waddles up the sidewalk bearing his disturbingly fake smile, wearing his signature sun glasses & clutching his attache, of course.  He walks right up to Sammy and proceeds to vomit the following:
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“Unemployment is almost up – You better get a job soon or you’re going to wind up dead like your brother”.

  

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Again! Twice in 3 days!

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William promptly attempts to waddle into the building for refuge but can’t waddle quite fast enough this time.
Sammy steps in front of the uncivilized lowbrow and tells him what an ass he is & never to speak like that in front of his son again.  RCM’s, strikers and other witnesses are amazed at how Sammy is able to hold back from squashing the vulgarian right into the sidewalk and then kick him down the sewer where he belongs.
William is scared.  Very scared. He weasels his way inside the building and demands the Modern Staffing temp workers call the police because Sammy is harassing him. The police are called.  
  • [scene: Lobby-  giant lightbulb hovers over William Koeppel as the words to a thought appear – text inside lightbulb reads: Oh shit! Sammy wasn’t harassing me,  I  was harassing Sammy! I better scram before the NYPD arrives”]
With the fastest waddle we’ve seen to date, William Koeppel makes his way down East 52nd Street and disappears on Second Avenue.  
The police arrive and are visibly pissed off by Koeppel wasting their time once again.
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